Jason Level:03
Lifespan: 99/100 (awake!)
Boredom scale: 6/10
Last night, I was in pain...pain of trying to get to sleep! I ended up sleeping at around 4 in the morning and woke up at 7 in the morning (omg...) anyways....the process of trying to get to sleep was pretty halirious. First, I grabbed my headphones and listened to music (as usual) and I'd expect to be sleepy after a while, turn off the hi-fi and then go to sleep (but of course that didn't happen) So then I rolled around my bed, and the blankets kept on wrapping me up and then at the end I loked like a spring roll (yea yea laugh all you want). Feeling that I was wide awake I decided to play FFX! And then gave up when the menu screen poped up and switched it off. OK! So the time now is about 1:00 AM and mind you I was like WIDE AWAKE!!! It's like I drank coffee (without sugar, so it's sour) before I went to bed...Anyways I then went into the kitchen and grabbed two chewy bars (apple berry flavour!!) then I drank two glasses of water, did a few logic puzzles and BAM! 2:00AM. So i attempted to go back to sleep (notice the word ATTEMPTED) but i gave up about 15 minutes (I was watching the clock every 5 minutes..lol) So i decded to jusy lay on my bed and think for awhile, like space out (ya know what I mean?) @_@ <---ME
So the first thing I thought about was school *sigh* and like when will i ever go back to school, I really hope I could go back to school (you people will now think that I'm crazy but I'm not..) the reason behind it is:
1.) I'm leaving to boarding school...So I wanna see more of everyone hehehehe </lame + charming mode>
2.) There is nothing to do at home other then playing video games, reading and doing logic puzzles and I'm sorta getting bored of doing them over and over and over and over again...
Which leads me to the weirdest conclusion at that time...I grabbed my mobile phone and punched in a number.
Before you read on, may I remind you that it's about 2 in the morning, the sun hasn't come out yet and the sky is all dark...ok read on please
So I called someone (I'm not telling who that is MUHAHAHAHA </lame mode> because I don't think they want their names disclosed) and this was the direct conversation. ( we shall call that person X for now)
*phone rings several times*
X: *faintly* hello?
Me: *excitedly* YO!
X: *pause* you know what time it is??
Me: about 2 something
X: good...You ok??
Me: ME! WHY ASK!!??? (mind you I was happy that I could talk to someone at this time)
X: I dunno...First of all *blanket noises* you would be one of the few people to call me anyways
Me: SO!?
X: Second... at this time??!
Me: sorry
X: (all of a sudden the tone changed) no no it's ok...so wuzzup (she seems very awake now ladies and gentlemen)
Me: I dunno I just felt like talking...
X: O
Me:yea...
Both: ....
Both: ....
Both: ....
Me: Bye i guess...
X: bye...
*end of phone conversation*
OMG...That was the gayest phone conversation I had in years...I stil recall my other weird telephone conversation about 3 mounths ago... (I'd name that person Y)
Me: hello?
Y: HI! JASON REMEMBER ME!
Me: no...
Y: (sudden change of tone) o...
*pause*
Me: who are you anyways...
Y:GUESS hehehehhe
Me: ok <Gay ass smart mode> You are a girl
Y : *clapping noises*
Me: you should be chinese...
Y: WTF...How did you know??!
Me: we are speaking cantonese.... -.- <-- My face
Y: o yea...Smart
Me: wait... that's not smart What I'm about to tell you is smart but first...Can you hang up the phone in mom's room and come straight into my room to talk to me instead Nicole (my sister) </gay ass smart mode>
Nicole: ok...hehehe
*end of conversation*
(if you think that was funny you should read on..This is even worse)
So...that was amusing I guess...the time is about 3 now and I'm still bored like hell...So i decdied to watch some TV so i grabbed the remote and turned it on and sorta gazed into that 30 inch monitor...
Before you read on... May i tell you someting about my family, actully just my mom....
Many of you should have seen my mom..anyways Most of you say she looks very pretty... (I don't but heck.. who gives about my opinion! Ask anybody who are close friends with me and they wil prove to you about my mom's looks) Now...If you really know my mom then you would know that she does kickboxing as well as Yoga (KICKBOXING!?!?!? o_O'' yea seriously she does it) ok.. you got the points now read on...
So i was watching for about 10 minutes when I heard faint footsteps in the corridor and I'm like who can that be??? So I got up from the sofa in the living room and slowly (notice the SLOWLY) walked up to the dining room.
The footsteps began to get louder as i slowly walked (well maybe tip-toed) to the dining table and then WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mom puunched my right cheek and i fell on the floor dead...
After many sorry-ies from my mom and "I thought it was a robber" and "God knows who could it be and why are you up this late?" speech I discovered that my right cheek was red (it still is and the time is about 10:30 at night, MORE THEN 12 hours! Not to mention it still hurts!) and stuck my mind to SLEEP!!!
and so i did
Jason Level:03
Lifespan: -100/100 (Killed by my own mother)
Boredom scale: 0/10 (if you are dead, how could you be bored?) |